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My dearest Patty

You are a Fatty

I shan't be your friend anymore.

Since you've has sex

With all but your ex

I can say, with some truth, you're a whore.

But since its the day

Where you get your way

I probably shouldn't be mean

So best wishes

From all your Bitches

Have a Happy Seventeen! 

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Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

Daisies are Yellow

Sunflowers are too

Orchids are White

But some are Pink

Tulips are a bunch of colors

                 ...I think.

Monkeys are Brown

And so is James

But we all still Love him

Just the same.

Leaves are Green

Water is Clear

It's your Birthday

Happy Seventeen Years!

Love:    Tim
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